Any article titled "Lily Allen Was Kicked Out Of School For Sexual Services" is definitely going to grab your attention. So the story goes:

Lily Allen was kicked out of school as a teenager when teachers caught her performing fellatio on her classmates.

"I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age... I was doing blow-jobs... I don't want to go into it. It was not good."

But she insists that although the sexual servicing upset teachers at her school, her parents weren't bothered when the authorities alerted them to Allen's scandalous behaviour.

She adds, "They didn't care... They're products of the 60s, they're bang up for a bit of that."

Wouldn't you be more surprised if the rich little brat wasn't kicked out of school for being a slut?